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straight white boy problem #87631

evgeniemalkin:

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4 days ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 23,734 notes

zuzuhiddles:

It’s official, I can drop out of school and go to Hogwarts. [x]

4 days ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 46,354 notes
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nasturbate:

it just got so much better

nasturbate:

it just got so much better

4 days ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 17,775 notes

comic-chick:

I feel like there is a really great story behind that rule and I would love to know it.

4 days ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 28,558 notes
4 days ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 285,827 notes

queerhound:

HMMMM I THINK I’LL ASK OUT THE GUY I LIKE JUST TO GET OVER THIS CRUSH FASTER WHEN HE REJECTS BC I HAVE NO CHANCE HHHHHHAAHAHA A AAAAAAA……

4 days ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 9 notes
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i-wonder-whats-for-dinner:

I STILL DON’T KNOW WHERE THIS IS FROM BUT I FREAKING LOSE IT EVERY TIME WHAT IS THIS

4 days ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 116,180 notes

jackryanz:

tp-for-my-potatos:

dingoinnuendo:

"a stands for asexual"

"well why cant it stand for both so we dont erase anyone??!"

HOLY FUCKGIN SHIT ALLIES ARE NOT PART OF THE COMMUNITY THEY DO NOT GET A LETTER FCK OFF

Fuck you don’t be a Douche bag to someone who is trying to fight oppression.

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4 days ago on April 17th, 2014 | J | 9,191 notes