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almostcrazycatlady98:

Cats being cats 

10 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 18,572 notes
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questionall:

Something isn’t right here… Along with eliminating health benefits for part-time employees, Walmart is also increasing health insurance premiums for its entire workforce next year.

questionall:

Something isn’t right here… Along with eliminating health benefits for part-time employees, Walmart is also increasing health insurance premiums for its entire workforce next year.

10 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 1,526 notes

puppymother:

in grade 11 i was on the phone w this boy i wanted and i owed him a favour or something so i was like “it can be anything you want” and he was like “anything?” and im like ya thats what i fuckin said and he goes “can you explain to me how a fridge works? like how does it stay cold”

10 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 401,484 notes
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alfrad:

please look at this very patriotic house down the road from me their pickup truck is like that too

alfrad:

please look at this very patriotic house down the road from me
their pickup truck is like that too

10 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 565 notes

pokephrases:

Well… bye.

10 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 9,877 notes
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haaaast:

karkat vantas

haaaast:

karkat vantas

10 hours ago on October 21st, 2014 | J | 498 notes