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jaclynxhyde:

hotsytotsy:

stooooooop. 

awesome

jaclynxhyde:

hotsytotsy:

stooooooop. 

awesome

6 days ago on July 19th, 2014 | J | 31,647 notes

sherlscott:

Words of wisdom from Ron Swanson.

6 days ago on July 19th, 2014 | J | 76,107 notes

archiemcphee:

This awesome indoor maze is an interactive art installation currently on exhibit at the National Building Museum in Washington, DC. It’s the work of the Bjarke Ingels Group (BIG), a Copenhagen and New York-based, internationally active group of architects, designers, builders and thinkers.

The BIG Maze is a vast labyrinth of Baltic birch plywood covering an area of roughly 60 square feet. It’s full of twists and turns made of up walls of varying heights that are18 feet tall at their tallest points. Those walls slope in toward the center of the maze, which enables visitors to see more of it as they progress through it. Upon reaching the heart of the maze viewers are rewarded with a complete view of the wooden labyrinth that surrounds them.

"‘The concept is simple: as you travel deeper into a maze, your path typically becomes more convoluted. What if we invert this scenario and create a maze that brings clarity and visual understanding upon reaching the heart of the labyrinth?’, explained Bjarke Ingels."

This design also means that exiting the maze is much easier than solving it. The BIG Maze will be open to the public through September 1, 2014.

Click here for a time-lapse video of the maze’s construction.

[via designboom and Architect Magazine]

6 days ago on July 19th, 2014 | J | 518 notes
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starcre8tor:

No trust me….you will gain 10000 life points..
Just. Listen.  [x]

6 days ago on July 19th, 2014 | J | 33,081 notes

oh my god

DashCon 2015 will be in Indianapolis next year

meaning I could conceivably go

and laugh my ass off

6 days ago on July 19th, 2014 | J | 2 notes

tastefullyoffensive:

[aaragon]

6 days ago on July 19th, 2014 | J | 135,578 notes
blondeisawesome:

Putin “taking notes” during Obama’s speech.

blondeisawesome:

Putin “taking notes” during Obama’s speech.

1 week ago on July 18th, 2014 | J | 228,489 notes
betline:

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betline:

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1 week ago on July 18th, 2014 | J | 2,289 notes

gotitforcheap:

my aesthetic? 

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overly photoshopped adam sandler on the cover of click

1 week ago on July 18th, 2014 | J | 21,969 notes

korranation:

I think we like this new Lin, don’t you?

1 week ago on July 18th, 2014 | J | 1,064 notes