I used to be a gynecologist but i got fired for eating on the job
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when you’re a blanket burrito comfy as fuck bUT THEN YOU HAVE TO PEE
tbh this is still one of the best pictures Ive ever taken
”there there angry face”
”no. I am angry and your fluffy yellow sunshine will not calm my WRATH”
I really like Subway but Domino’s is way better, hands down.
more emotional than the notebook
"tumblr" "grindr" do the gays not like the letter e for some reason
I think I’m single because I never forwarded those chain messages back in 2008
looks like you’re 2 thousand and late now
What light. So breaks. Such east. Very sun. Wow, Juliet.
What Romeo. Such why. Very rose. Still rose.
Very balcony. Such climb.
Much love. So Propose. Wow, marriage.
Very Tybalt. Much stab. What do?
Such exile. Very Mantua. Much sad.
So, priest? Much sleeping. Wow, tomb.
Such poison. What dagger. Very dead. Wow, end.