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spicy-vagina-tacos:

thekhooll:

HB Lamp Michael & George

NE HOY MINOY

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Mewtwo: i see now that the circumstances of ones birth are irrelevant. it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.
Mew: mew
1 day ago on August 26th, 2014 | J | 35,463 notes
Bruh, do you even Homestuck

Bruh, do you even Homestuck

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ylissean-bride:

Stumbled upon this gem.
I now understand why Korra was crying. I really hope she doesn’t do anything drastic when we visit the Fire Nation next season ;n; Just talk it out with Zuzu bby, he knows how much the world needs the Avatar.

ylissean-bride:

Stumbled upon this gem.

I now understand why Korra was crying. I really hope she doesn’t do anything drastic when we visit the Fire Nation next season ;n; Just talk it out with Zuzu bby, he knows how much the world needs the Avatar.

2 days ago on August 26th, 2014 | J | 351 notes
slaesh:

hm…

slaesh:

hm…

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zhemka:

TV-Y7: Suicide, explosive decapitation, chemical torture, screaming electrocution, severe beatings, bending asphyxiation, spirit monster, hannibal lecter mask and bloodbending.

Idea belongs to ikkinthekitsune
Music: RipTide Music - Requiem

2 days ago on August 26th, 2014 | J | 2,011 notes

Korra Week: Day 2 → Fierce

"Who do you think you are?" "Why don’t you come and find out."

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itsthelesbiana:

Nothing scars you more than the negative shit your own parents tell you.

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ignitionremix:

I’ve never broken a bone which just seems too suspicious to me I probably don’t have any bones

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